Hello.
Here is a link to my podcast on iTunes. Isn't that fantastic? It's the one I almost died trying to create. However - it's now available now so that you can listen to it on your iPod over, and over and over again.
I know you will want to!
I hope that I can handle being a recording star. I've tried my best to stay out of the limelight in the past. I'm not sure how much longer I'm going to be able to avoid it!
But I think that's something that I'm prepared for. I really do. As far as I can remember I never had any problems. Even when I was a young boy, going through the crowds on my way into Studio 54.
So let me know if there's anything you'd like to hear in future podcasts! I've already heard from many of you, who would like me to sing a song at the end of each show. I think that's a really brilliant idea! Perhaps I will hire someone to think up an act for me. Hopefully, the next episode will feature my beautiful singing voice!
I already have ideas for songs - so get ready!
P.S. Here is a link to my ebook - available for 2.99 at Amazon.com! This postscript will remain until the original 2.000.000 copies that were digitally produced have been sold.
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Thursday, June 30, 2011
Thursday, June 23, 2011
TODAY!
Dear Readers,
A couple of things you've been screaming at me to address:
No I wasn't at Ascot this year! People have been looking for pictures of me, but they don't exist! I just forgot about it. I've been so busy planning my party today, that I forgot.
I don't go every year either. Oftentimes I forget even without a reason! Does that ever happen to you? You decide to stay in bed all week with a little champagne - then you wake up and someone tells you that you've missed absolutely everything! Haha.....
But of course I haven't been sleeping as you know. I've been preparing, just for YOU! Yes, my book release party is tonight and I've told you that I've hired eight ships to parade down the river Spree this evening! It should be grand. I cannot wait.
The only thing left to rely on right now is that the Lord Jesus Christ makes the clouds disappear for the event! I want some sunshine! So Heilige Maria - BVM! If you're reading this - which I know you are! Please intercede for my event! Natürlich you both are invited as well.
Come rain or shine, I'll be sure to have pictures put online of this event! Of course. And one more thing - let's make sure that my assistant Max stays employed at least over the next couple weeks. I cannot go without someone during this time - and he seems like he's on the verge of saying "Tschußi" to me.
Other than that - I haven't eaten this week, so I'm rather weak and need to take my nap now. But don't worry - when I wake up I'm going to TEAR UP some foie gras and deviled eggs! I need to strengthen myself for the party! There's a LOT of Champagne to go through and I can't wait!!
A couple of things you've been screaming at me to address:
No I wasn't at Ascot this year! People have been looking for pictures of me, but they don't exist! I just forgot about it. I've been so busy planning my party today, that I forgot.
I don't go every year either. Oftentimes I forget even without a reason! Does that ever happen to you? You decide to stay in bed all week with a little champagne - then you wake up and someone tells you that you've missed absolutely everything! Haha.....
But of course I haven't been sleeping as you know. I've been preparing, just for YOU! Yes, my book release party is tonight and I've told you that I've hired eight ships to parade down the river Spree this evening! It should be grand. I cannot wait.
The only thing left to rely on right now is that the Lord Jesus Christ makes the clouds disappear for the event! I want some sunshine! So Heilige Maria - BVM! If you're reading this - which I know you are! Please intercede for my event! Natürlich you both are invited as well.
Come rain or shine, I'll be sure to have pictures put online of this event! Of course. And one more thing - let's make sure that my assistant Max stays employed at least over the next couple weeks. I cannot go without someone during this time - and he seems like he's on the verge of saying "Tschußi" to me.
Other than that - I haven't eaten this week, so I'm rather weak and need to take my nap now. But don't worry - when I wake up I'm going to TEAR UP some foie gras and deviled eggs! I need to strengthen myself for the party! There's a LOT of Champagne to go through and I can't wait!!
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