Sleep Cure II

I believe the last time I wrote I said that I couldn't account for the lost time. Well, this time I can.

I have been in bed for weeks! It's been great. A number of factors played in to this decision. Normally when the weather starts to get cold, like everyone else, I go in to a crippling depression until I arrive in Bora Bora. I mean, I know that not everyone goes to Bora Bora when it's cold. Many people go to South America, I know that. However, I thought to myself: Why don't I shake things up a bit, and just stay in bed? Well, I might have done it out of spite too.

I feel like I was the subject of an intervention. But it was just lunch at the Ritz with Donatella Versace and Isabelle Huppert. They both told me that they thought I was becoming addicted to Spas and Cures. Since when was going to a Spa for a month to get your health back, unhealthy? I give up, I thought. Because I was planning on doing this treatment at a new Spa in Bora Bora last month. And I thought - well, you know what? I'm just going to stay here in Paris. And that's what I've done. Except that I'm in Berlin (I just had to look out the window). And that lunch was at the Hotel de Rome, not the Ritz.

But if you hadn't done it before, I would highly recommend it. I kind of did my own "do it yourself" sleep cure - just with my own sleeping pills! I hadn't thought of that before! But one month later, I'd had enough, and decided to get out of bed. That was last week or so. I've still been in bed this last week, but I've to the sitting room to look out the window a couple times. Or rather, that was just a moment ago.

So now I'm ready for the winter! And I'm going to get back to answering all of those questions from you, my dear readers. I know there are millions of you that count on my advice, so I'm not going to let you down. EVERY DAY I will answer your questions. Remember: There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people.