Dear Franz,
Have you seen Kate's wedding dress? If so, what does it look like?
Dear Reader,
Inquiring minds want to know. I know. But I can't tell you. Yes I've seen it, but the photo quality is not the best. I couldn't even tell you what type of silk it was.
And I will not pass along the photo. You see, curiosity got the best of our dear Princess Maxima, and she went down to London to see what she could see. I asked her to take a photo, but apparently she wasn't allowed. The only thing that Maxima could do was sneak a couple of photos with her iPhone.
Maxi is such a sneak! I hate to divulge secrets, but sometimes I cannot help it! I think the good thing with iPhone cameras, is that one can always say that "It was an accident" or "I didn't mean for it to take a picture" or "this thing has a life of its own", etc. etc. etc.. I guess it's true. I don't know, since I don't really know which kind of phone I have. I guess it's an iPhone because it doesn't have buttons on it for dialing numbers. I hate that! But if my phone is an iPhone then I have to discover how to work the camera because I will take loads of photos for all my readers at the end of May or April or whenever they have this royal wedding! I have to ask my assistant when it is. It must be soon, because when I got my new tuxedo (I hate that word) from the tailor, she told me that I could not gain a single pound more or I wouldn't fit into it. Apparently I was fitted after last months colonic vacation in Greece. Anyhow, points for Francine that she cares. I think I'll keep her. (Behind the scenes - I think it's kind of new that I call my assistant Francine, I kept calling her different names until I settled on this one so forgive me if there's any confusion!) I told her that if she's a good girl and lets me sleep for a couple days that I would possibly let her see Maxi's photo!
P.S. Maxima confirms that American designer Kimora Lee Simmons did NOT design the dress.
